We are on the road again and home is a hotel room. Since we don’t subscribe to broadcast television in Kentucky, last night was my first opportunity to watch the America’s Got Talent show “live.” What a disappointment. It wasn’t even vaguely entertaining: A cross-dressing lip syncher, a strange guy who likes to lie on a bed of nails, several obvious plants who were there to sing so badly that anything would look good in comparison, a guy who likes doing animal noises, a car salesman who showed great desire but not much else…worse yet, many of these acts were passed on to Las Vegas as examples of American expertise. Amazing. God help America.

Couple that with the latest Miley Cyrus exploit–pictures of her trying to act sexy in the shower–and you pretty well have a commentary on why Hollywood should be moved to Tehran and the troops brought home. We have located the enemy and he is us.