Digital Spy forum member, Beer, took time out from his Britain’s Got Talent viewing schedule, yesterday, to consider a question that has been debated widely: What is the best sob story? Here is Beer’s list.

Kate and Gin - Gin’s my only mate and the only mate I need.

Escala - We’re always behind the scenes and short dresses and masses of make up doesn’t change that.

Nemesis - We’re talented enough to make multi-use of Bus Stations but our Bus hasn’t come.

George Sampson - I represent the part of the country that Labour never cared about.

Strike - We train so much and we are so angry that we have to become the male equivalent of Zoo and Nuts models.

Andrew Johnston - I’m nervous. I’m bullied. I’m a little fat. I don’t know where I am.

Cheeky Monkeys - In 10 years time we will return again as Strike if you don’t pick us.

Signature - We’ve got a boring act that needs gimicks and trained professionals to make it look good - all we want to do is justify years of wanting to dance like Michael Jackson and raise our arms and shrug our shoulders to the music.

Andrew Muir - I want to be the Scottish Paulo Nutini because Plumbing is like Dustbin cleaning to me.

Faryl - I never learnt anything in my Maths Lesson.